他：When evacuation goes wrong...

How many of us have experienced or seen evacuation gone wrong?

Many would be my bet.

Evacuation can go pear shaped in a myriad of circumstances.

For example

1. When some exotic "food products" force themselves onto your tummy and the chemistry didn't quite exactly.... work out

2. When your tummy for some unknown reason is depressed or decide to indulge in sadism causing rapid evacuation to occur

3. When negotiation to begin cohabiting with Mr Giardia or Ms Rota fails

4. Other 101 (and perhas even more...) reasons.....

Well, in summary

Rapid evacuation, it's not a pleasant experience for the individual suffering from it.

Lucky for I, evacuation rarely goes wrong for I.

It seems that lack of evacuation that seems to be the problem.

Mmm... But i digress

Right, now.. what was I going to say?

Oh, right right.

"Evacuates" can often tell us something about our health.

(Well, rapid evacuate = foreign invation!; no evacuate = fruit & veggies please!)

This, is not just any bull-evacuate but a fact!

People do spend their time researching "evacuates"

Here's proof:

For I, apart from the lack of that occurs every so often, I am blessed to have "evacuates" classed as Bristol Type 3. Firm and yet easy to evacuate.. A good sign of health! Ah! Relief!

Well folks, I hope have demonstrated how closely "evacuate" type is linked to health. And given that much research effort has been spend on researching "evacuates", it is perhaps worth taking 30 seconds of your time to evaluate your "evacuate" in the toilet next time. But do flush it away after you are done will you! If by chance, your "evacuates" are mudslide in nature, please take extra caution to ensure their thoroughly removal! Look back and check! You wouldn't want the next person to be evaluating your "evacuates" would you?

- This is the sequel to "The Evacuatation" is made possible by the support and encouragement offered by Ms Dino Chai! -